Birds have had a long standing disdain for humans and mammals in general. Bird attacks on humans have increased exponentially over the past decades. It is as though they have declared war upon us. It may be that they feel a superiority to humans because they possess the gift of flight, or that they feel that we have intruded upon their territory by creating our own mechanical means of soaring into the great blue yonder, but make no mistake, these devious feathered terrorists of the sky must be stopped. They have descovered that taking us out one at a time will not accomplish their goal of world domination as quickly as wiping us out one commercial jet liner at a time. With this goal in mind they have developed and fine tuned the attack of the "Bird Strike." It is no coincidence that bird strikes have been steadily increasing in frequency.
We have a secret weapon of our own in Captain C. B. "Sully" Sullenberger, that's right the hero of the miracle on the Hudson. This man has met the threat of a bird strike head on and won. He's not afraid of this winged menace. He laughs and makes room in his deep fryer when the battle is over. "Give 'em hell Sully! Go at 'em like you were Colonel Sanders on half-price chicken day!
I didn't know rubber duckies could fly, but this photo is concrete evidence of it! That's what I look to the Stolen Cheese blog for: news about the world around me. I don't have time to watch CNN, so I trust that Stolen Cheese will suss out the important events of the day and turn them into easily digestible pictures so I can actually understand what's happening. I am grateful for the Stolen Cheese blog in the same way that I was grateful when McDonald's put in cash registers that had pictures of the food I want to order. Thank you Stolen Cheese!
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