Not so secret agents love white meat and damn dirty apes.

Losin' It #5:

This ones an oldy, but a goody for Mike; a guy to which you don't want to entrust your top secret documents.
Nine out of ten sharks agree that surfers are delicious, zesty, and taste a lot like chicken or similar savory poultry.
Just because you're 80 feet tall and can project searing flames of fiery devastation from your mouth at will, doesn't mean that life is without its annoyances. I mean there's always someone out there trying to get between you and your milk and cookies.

Loser Soup

Losin' it #4:


Here's another little project I was working on at one time. I have a lot of these that are started, but never finished...so...maybe I should finish some? We'll call this one Loser Soup.>

Bail out-"Gaping hole in the economy".

Losin' It #3


I noticed that Obama had cited that there is a gaping hole in the economy, I agree. I just worry that the government is widening the gaping hole rather than plugging it up. In this comic that I've prepared for your viewing pleasure lets pretend that it is one of those games where you're suppose to pick the one that doesn't belong. One of these groups is not not like the others, try to choose which one. I'll give you a hint, they aren't smiling.

Head Cheese

Here is the second comic for Losin' It.

Losin' It #2:

The book I started is titled "Head Cheese". Here are the first several pages that I completed; it's awesome and delicious, so strap on your bib, grab your lobster mallet, and dive in face first. It's low cal and carb free. Bon appetit.

Trying to get syndicated or published sucks.

I started a comic strip that I was pitching to syndicators as a weekly comic strip for newspapers. I never achieved syndication, which is okay because newspapers are obsolete now anyway. I will be posting this and some others I've worked on in order with each post, along with other miscellaneous comics. This was originally titled "Extra Crunchy", but I later changed the name to "Losin' It" and that is what I was pitching and where I'll start.
Losin' it #1:
I pulled into the 7 eleven the other day and the guy that worked there was out sweeping the parking lot. You would think that a guy that works at the gas station would recognize the dangers of smoking around the gas pumps and fumes, but I guess not...and it is completely possible to over-use the word "man".

My Inaugural Blog

This cartoon illustrates that as a Real Life Superhero, I battle the four main threats to humanity in this day and age: robots, vampires, aliens from other planets, and bail out banks.




There are several reasons to avoid robot domination, and this is one of them.
On my 40th birthday I made the decision to treat myself to a new car. As many people have experienced, buying a car can be very painful. The following comic illustrates some of the madcap antics that I experienced.