Why a tapeworm? I don't know. Why not a tapeworm? I don't know that tapeworms aren't affected by the bad economy.
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Thanks to my wife Tashie, for her help in setting up my blog and being so great.
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About Me
- Hello, my name is Scott Hale.
- I am a painter, cartoonist, and illustrator, though I do have a day job working for a top secret government agency. I'm 40 years old and I grew up in Walla Walla, Washington. Walla Walla is known as the location of the first prison in the state and for sweet onions. If you can't take pride in your prison and your onions well... you just must not be from Walla Walla. I've served in the U.S. Army and the National Guard. I love and am extremely proud of my super stupendous kids Matt and Brittany. I live in a small town with my awesome wife Tasha and my equally awesome step-kids Luna and Solstice. I am currently working on a couple of book projects (a graphic novel and another book of miscellaneous drawings and ideas) that should be finished some day, I hope…okay they may never be. I like people, though I avoid unnecessary stranger interaction. I have issues with authority, though I am a hard working, law abiding, productive member of society. I love the United States, though I hate government. I like the idea of government more than the reality of government. Politicians are slimy, putrid, creatures of grossness and disgust, and I mean that in the nicest way possible.
I WISH I had a tapeworm, I hear they're great for helping you to lose weight. I would especially like a tapeworm if it could also serve as my conscience/voice of reason. Some people may think a worm in your stomach that yells "get a job slacker" is not nice, but I think it might be helpful information if you did happen to be an unemployed slacker, ya know?
ReplyDeleteAlso, I would like to bring to your attention that as of April 25th, I am now your WIFE Tashie, not your girlfriend. So I think you might need to update your "Thanks to my girlfriend" bit... unless of course there's someone else that I should know about, who also happens to look like me and cuss when she sews....
congrats to the wife and super scootch. i don't think i want a tapeworm telling me what to do. that's what a wife is for. ha ha aahh.... the slacker in me doesn't hear anybody. but the voices in my head tell me everything.
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