Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Introducing.....

A platypus is one of the 5 extant species of monotremes, the only mammals that lay eggs instead of giving birth to live young.  (Or so Wikipedia says, but everyone knows Wikipedia is a thinly veiled platform for serving the agenda of the liberal media.)
Tetherball is the sport of champions.
Drawing repeated sections of chain link fence is WAY worse torture than water boarding.
Broom stick for delivering ass whoopings to bullies: $14.99.  Garage sale scuba flippers for superhero alter ego: $7.00.  Having the last word with a bully in front of a cheering mob of adoring 2nd graders: Priceless.

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