Friday, May 22, 2009

Please leave in a calm orderly fashion

Losin' It #18

Clown armies are much more dangerous than real armies.
It's been a rough week at times. I did have a full evacuation one of the days. FIRE!! Run for your lives! This mamma jamma's gonna blow!

Eyeball fires are extremely difficult to put out.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

"No Parking"

Losin' It #17:Naming your broom Betty is a sign of mental illness.  (Not that there's anything wrong with that). I often have trouble finding parking spaces. At my work a lot of the parking is assigned to specific individuals or labeled as parking for carpools, official visitors, maintenance workers, handicapped drivers, and motorcycles. It leaves slim pickin's for the rest of us. One thing that is not labeled is the bicycle rack. It has no sign that states it is ony for bikes. I'm pretty sure I'm going to start parking there, though I will use a bike lock to ensure that no one steals my car...or tows it.

This '4WD' button must be good for something...

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Ain't No Party Like a Whoop Whoop Dance Party!

Losin' It # 16


The widget looks like a fire hydrant, which really shouldn't have much use in the aerospace industry.  But widget money is always good. I'm not much for dancing, especially in public places, but if you're going to cut loose, the music store is the perfect place. Unlimited supply of music and plenty of space for trying out awesome new moves. I've notice in hindsight (after it was brought to my attention by Luna) that it lookes as though I am farting in panel number 3, but that's okay, somtimes that will happen in the music store, especially when you're dancing. In addition, I've just been told by Tashie that it looks like the bald man in the last panel is using the CD display rack as though it was a urinal; that is absolutely not the case. That would be totally inappropriate behavior, even at the music store...what am I thinking, especially at the music store...your attorney's office on the other hand is the perfect place...right on his desk...on his name plate and pen holder.
The grocery store is a great place to have a dance off, should your music store dancing lead to such a thing.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Tada!

Losin' It #15
Extremely short people always want to 'Take things out back.'I'm married now, and chocolate and peanutbutter is a wonderful flavor combination. I love Tashie and she is very, very funny and fun to be around, so this was a good decision. Plus she helps me with my blog so I have to keep her...and she's a good cook.

The only thing better than chocolate and peanut butter is chewing gum and snow peas.

Friday, May 1, 2009

Tom the Tape Worm

Losin' It #14

The piece of skin that hangs down the back of the throat is called the uvula. You should not practice boxing on your uvula. Why a tapeworm? I don't know. Why not a tapeworm? I don't know that tapeworms aren't affected by the bad economy.

Tapeworms are known to prefer the taste of Glazed Salmon with a Balsamic Reduction, and Cherry Coke Slurpees.