Showing posts with label Totally Random. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Totally Random. Show all posts

Friday, July 17, 2009

The Archives

Losin' it #23

'You don't seem like the salad type' is code for 'You're a fat pig clown

I've started quite a few comic strip ideas, only to abandon them later. It's not that I'm cold hearted or unfeeling. I still care about the abandonded strips, it was just the best thing for both of us. It may be hard for these cartoons to understand now, but I hope they will come to realize that it just wouldn't have worked out between us. I want nothing but the best for these lonely doodles so I'm posting some of them this time and next. Enjoy, I hope you'll be happy together.


This is exactly the reason why I consume only 100% Stolen Cheese.

Pupsicles are especially delicious after a vigorous day of tobogganing.

Ad on Craigslist next day: free to forever home, good dogs.  More hyper than I can handle.  Need someone willing to train.

Friday, May 22, 2009

Please leave in a calm orderly fashion

Losin' It #18

Clown armies are much more dangerous than real armies.
It's been a rough week at times. I did have a full evacuation one of the days. FIRE!! Run for your lives! This mamma jamma's gonna blow!

Eyeball fires are extremely difficult to put out.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Ain't No Party Like a Whoop Whoop Dance Party!

Losin' It # 16


The widget looks like a fire hydrant, which really shouldn't have much use in the aerospace industry.  But widget money is always good. I'm not much for dancing, especially in public places, but if you're going to cut loose, the music store is the perfect place. Unlimited supply of music and plenty of space for trying out awesome new moves. I've notice in hindsight (after it was brought to my attention by Luna) that it lookes as though I am farting in panel number 3, but that's okay, somtimes that will happen in the music store, especially when you're dancing. In addition, I've just been told by Tashie that it looks like the bald man in the last panel is using the CD display rack as though it was a urinal; that is absolutely not the case. That would be totally inappropriate behavior, even at the music store...what am I thinking, especially at the music store...your attorney's office on the other hand is the perfect place...right on his desk...on his name plate and pen holder.
The grocery store is a great place to have a dance off, should your music store dancing lead to such a thing.

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Kim Jong Il is crazy...and crazy for Pizza!

Losin' It #7:
Spanky McJiggles was president of his class at Harvard.

I was reading BBC News a few days ago, and I came across an article written by Hugh Levinson that illustrates the absurdity of Kim Jong Il, the leader of North Korea. He holds the positions of "General Secretary of the Workers Party of Korea" as well as "Chairman of the National Defense Commission". He is deified by the people of North Korea and demands absolute obedience and agreement; he views any deviation from this as a sign of disloyalty, which I'm sure is met with all kinds of nasty and horrible consequences. Any way...back to the article. Hugh Levinsom writes that a computer expert and part time chef at the "Pizza Institute" in northern Italy named Ermanno Furlanis received a strange call in the middle of the night as he was trying to get some sleep. It was a top chef at a swanky hotel that had been contacted by foreign diplomats from North Korea. They were recruiting experts to do culinary demonstrations to teach North Korean Army officers to make pizza. There was a group of chefs that went and all received x-rays, electrocardiograms, MRI/brain scans, along with urine and blood samples being taken before entering North Korea. I don't know what else to say other than this has to be as crazy and paranoid as a leader can be.
Kim Jong Il prefers briefs over boxers

Coming in the next post: the arrival of the Spectacular Super Scootch - defender of all things fair and just.

Friday, February 20, 2009

Not so secret agents love white meat and damn dirty apes.

Note: I'm almost positive there's not really a Hostage of the Year award.  Almost.

Losin' It #5:
Spanky McJiggles needs a hug!
This ones an oldy, but a goody for Mike; a guy to which you don't want to entrust your top secret documents.Mike Wright=My second biggest fan
Nine out of ten sharks agree that surfers are delicious, zesty, and taste a lot like chicken or similar savory poultry.Surfers taste best when served on Wonder bread
Just because you're 80 feet tall and can project searing flames of fiery devastation from your mouth at will, doesn't mean that life is without its annoyances. I mean there's always someone out there trying to get between you and your milk and cookies.

Ha! Godzilla said 'It's on like DONKEY KONG.' That's HILARIOUS!

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Loser Soup

Losin' it #4:

Pizza IS delicious, but one should resist the urge to eat it like this.
Here's another little project I was working on at one time. I have a lot of these that are started, but never finished...so...maybe I should finish some? We'll call this one Loser Soup.Everyone should have a pair of checkered shoes.Standing on tables is impolite.The fish really are taunting him. Fish are not as innocent as people think.Fish sticks are at their best when accompanied by macaroni and cheese.For safety reasons, never block access to your electrical fuse box.>These are my imaginary garage band friends.Click-it or Ticket, it's the law!In the Confederated States of Micronesia burping is an official form of currency.Dog urine is known to cleanse and purify the hair follicle.