Showing posts with label The Platypus. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Platypus. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Workin' Out Loser Style

Losin' It #30!
In these trying economic times, the best workouts can be had by using ordinary, everyday, other people's things.

The Platypus #3
Mr. Gwinn really has no room to talk with a front butt like that.

Those jump ropes really pinch!
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Sunday, October 11, 2009

Screamin' meany!

Losin' It #28

DUDE! THAT MEANS SHE WANTS TO MAKE OUT ON THE COUCH!! The Platypus #2

This is a true story, and I will leave it up to my readers to determine which character is actually me. Oh yes, and it happened yesterday at work.

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Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Introducing.....

A platypus is one of the 5 extant species of monotremes, the only mammals that lay eggs instead of giving birth to live young. (Or so Wikipedia says, but everyone knows Wikipedia is a thinly veiled platform for serving the agenda of the liberal media.)
Tetherball is the sport of champions.
Drawing repeated sections of chain link fence is WAY worse torture than water boarding.
Broom stick for delivering ass whoopings to bullies: $14.99. Garage sale scuba flippers for superhero alter ego: $7.00. Having the last word with a bully in front of a cheering mob of adoring 2nd graders: Priceless.
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