Friday, July 31, 2009

Another old project

This was another strip I had started. The characters were based on people with whom I worked. I still work with two of them...and I won't reveal their identities...but have fun guessing. In some of the upcoming posts I am going to delve deep into my past and reveal some of the stories of my childhood, young adulthood, and various periods in betweenhood. They may make you laugh, cry, want to eat a piece of pie. The next post will be all about 'the boy in the well' I can't tell you any more than that right now...okay the boy was me, but that's all. Enjoy the guards for now.

I knew it! When businesses say they're either out of the office or on another line, they're telling lies!

Being known as the Big Dog doesn't always mean something good.

Charlie Brown wants his shirt back.

Boobs can never be too big. And sometimes the biggest boobs have crew cuts.

Friday, July 17, 2009

The Archives

Losin' it #23

'You don't seem like the salad type' is code for 'You're a fat pig clown

I've started quite a few comic strip ideas, only to abandon them later. It's not that I'm cold hearted or unfeeling. I still care about the abandonded strips, it was just the best thing for both of us. It may be hard for these cartoons to understand now, but I hope they will come to realize that it just wouldn't have worked out between us. I want nothing but the best for these lonely doodles so I'm posting some of them this time and next. Enjoy, I hope you'll be happy together.


This is exactly the reason why I consume only 100% Stolen Cheese.

Pupsicles are especially delicious after a vigorous day of tobogganing.

Ad on Craigslist next day: free to forever home, good dogs.  More hyper than I can handle.  Need someone willing to train.